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- me vs. you
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The DMV
The DMV is an excellent place to bring both your baby who is one week old and screaming constantly along with your two year old daughter who can’t sit still and is running all over the place with mud all over her face pulling the forms out of people’s hands. I want to hurt her. Continue reading
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Dictures
What the hell happens to my cell phone when I die? Because I have sixty pictures of my cock on there right now. Continue reading
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