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I fucking hate cats. Not the musical. Unless it’s about cats, then I fucking hate Cats. Before my girlfriend moved in with me she warned me that she had a cat and sooner or later it would have to move in with us. So I said, “sure, of course, honey, whatever you need me to say right now in order for us to stop talking about this and continue having sex….” Anyway, I figured the cat or I would die, before anything ever came of it. Continue reading →