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Cheap Ass Motherfuckers
I used to have a roommate who didn’t pay for food. He was the last guy to ever reach in his pocket when a bill came, he would literally wait me out to the point where I was like ‘Fuck it, dude, I gotta go, you win. Happy?’ Every single time I’d order Chinese food I would ask him if he wanted anything, and he would always tell me he wasn’t hungry. Continue reading
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