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Recent Posts
- MYSTERY AMERICA: Border Patrol
- The DMV
- Annoyatarians: A Real Conversation with a Real Meathead
- Going to the Gym
- Shoot Me
- Weddings Are Fun!
- Cheap Ass Motherfuckers
- X’s and Ohs…
- inDirecTV
- Actors: The Most Important People on the Planet
- Mind Over Manners — Part Too
- Mind Over Manners
- There’s the Rub (and Tug)
- Wet Hot American Shower (Sex)
- It’s Just Lunch
- I Don’t Care Anymore
- I hate cats (not the musical)
- Random Things about Steve Schneider
- Dictures
- Birthdays
- Awkward Moments in Time
- 10 things i hate (not including you)
- me vs. you
- kiddie porn
- Dating
- Names
- Couch Time
- I Heart Airplanes
- Ikea
- Shit Story
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The DMV
The DMV is an excellent place to bring both your baby who is one week old and screaming constantly along with your two year old daughter who can’t sit still and is running all over the place with mud all over her face pulling the forms out of people’s hands. I want to hurt her. Continue reading
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Dating
All of my friends have girlfriends. It’s so gay. Alright I’m only saying that because I’m jealous. I feel like such a loser when I go on a double date and I show up with a puppet and my friends are like, “Hey Steve, nice puppet!” And I’m like, “Shut the fuck up! This isn’t a puppet. She’s a real person and you better start treating her with a little respect.” And they’re like, “That’s definitely a puppet. You’re moving her mouth with your hand and her hair is made of yarn.” And I’m like, “Dude you’re wrong – just drop it.” Continue reading
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