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- X’s and Ohs…
- inDirecTV
- Actors: The Most Important People on the Planet
- Mind Over Manners — Part Too
- Mind Over Manners
- There’s the Rub (and Tug)
- Wet Hot American Shower (Sex)
- It’s Just Lunch
- I Don’t Care Anymore
- I hate cats (not the musical)
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- 10 things i hate (not including you)
- me vs. you
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Weddings Are Fun!
Hey, thanks for inviting me to your wedding that’s taking place on the other side of the country. I was just looking at this pile of money here and wondering what the hell I was going to do with it. But now I guess I’ll spend it on your wedding because that’s what’s important to me, not paying my bills. Continue reading
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10 things i hate (not including you)
Here is a small collection of some things I hate (not including you): Borrowing Things, Invitations, Concerts, Public Bathrooms, Voicemails, Art Galleries, People asking me how my flight was, Phone Scenes in movies, New Cellpone Number, Having a Friend Drive Me to the Airport….
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Tagged @SteveSchneider, art gallery, borrowing things, concerts, drive to airport, how was your flight, mailbox etc., new cellphone number, party invitations, phone scene, public bathrooms, stephen schneider, steve schneider, story by schneider, storybyschneider.com, thebsquad.com, voicemails, weed
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